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Friday, February 10, 2012

Pick Up Lines in Time for Valentine's Day

My wife sent me these last year. I don't know the original source because they are all over the Internet. If you know the source, please comment.

I hope you can use a few of them on your sweetheart next week!

Do you have a Band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?

Wouldn’t we look cute together on a wedding cake?

I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

Be unique and different: just say yes.

Do you have any Visine so I can get a clear view of our future together?

I'm out of good raisins. How about a date?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm _____________

You must be an astronomer because I see stars in your eyes.

Did you get a parking ticket cause you have "fine" written all over you.

Excuse me, you just dropped something . . . . my jaw!

Life without you is like a broken pencil, pointless.

Can you give me directions... to your heart?

You look so sweet you’re giving me a toothache.

You've got to be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

I just got off my mission and I'm looking for my next companion.

My Liahona pointed to you.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

I wish I was a Facebook status so you could like me.

Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

I don’t know how you got through security cause you’re the bomb.

If you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

Were you just smiling at me or do I have my contacts in wrong?

You make me so nervous, I’ve forgotten all my other pick-up lines.

1 comment:

Fishgutts said...

Our YM and YW are decorating for a tri-Stake dance and were putting Mormon pick up lines on hearts. My favorite?

You remind me of my three other wives.

The kids came up with that one!